Wizards Summer League Update: There's A Tournament?

It is finally here! The event that everyone around the world has been waiting all year for. The 2014 NBA Las Vegas Summer League Championship Tournament!

So DeJuan Blair Is A Rapper...

DeJuan Blair is now on the Washington Wizards, so it is time to dig up a bunch of old stuff about him that a lot of Wizards fans might not have known. Our first item is something surprisingly unsurprising from an NBA Player. Dejuan Blair is a rapper...

No...Seriously...Here is his single, "Special". (Be advised, there is an N word in there...oh and DeJuan is rapping as well so you may not want to click.) Watch at your own discretion.

5 Washington Wizards Products You Can't Live Without

Here are 5 different Washington Wizards products found on FansEdge.com. I know I can't live without any of these.


1. Spirit Family Window Decals

Show the neighborhood that you are white, blonde and from 1950 with these car decals. Note: The dad does not come with the text bubble saying "I have a black friend, I swear."

Paul Pierce Makes Soccer Players Look Tough

With Paul Pierce now on the Wizards, we thought we'd take a look at some classic Paul Pierce moments.

Heres a clip from 2009 of newly acquired Wizards forward Paul Pierce. During a finals game in 2008 vs the Lakers, Pierce ran into his own player and crashed to the ground screaming in pain. He was carried off the court by his players and then placed in a wheelchair all the time looking like he just saw the end of Marley and Me. Miraculously, a few minutes later, Pierce returned 100 percent healed. Oh...I thought you were dead bro! Here's the NBA on TNT crew heckling Pierce Mystery Science Theater 3000 style.

Bob Ryan Thinks Wizards Can Be #1 Contenders In The East

Bob Ryan was filling in for Tony Kornheiser on ESPN's PTI show. Ryan had some interesting comments concerning the Washington Wizards. Ryan seems to think that if Lebron James leaves Miami that the Washington Wizards will all of a sudden take a big leap in the east. Here's what he had to say.

"Are you ready for this...the new favorite to win the East if Lebron vacates Miami...the WASHINGTON WIZARDS! That's who."

Wilbon responded as if he was a Wizards fan himself.

"That sentence has never been spoken on any show dealing with basketball..."

Lol. True.

We Poppin Champagne Like We Won The Championship Game

The eighth time is a charm as the Washington Wizards finally capitalize on a chance to get their record over .500 for the first time in 4 years. This is DC sports. This is pretty much our Super Bowl victory. It is so sad that I decided this called for the finest bottle of Andre, and a celebration. By myself. Calling in sick to work tomorrow baby!!!!

Follow me at @FCLittleCity for my new bar/restaurant blog, or @DCSportsNexus for DC Sports stuff. 

Joakim Noah Pushes Randy Wittman GIF

Here is Joakim Noah of the Chicago Bulls pushing the Washington Wizards coach Randy Wittman after Wittman was laughing with Noah because he knew that Noah knew the refs made a bad call. Noah playfully-ish pushes him away.

I don't really do this any more. Find me @FCLittleCity for my DC area bar adventures and my new venture

Wizards Preseason Halftime Highlights Vs The Nets

Here at the Nexus we like to break down all the games.  Let's see what happened during the Washington Wizards first preseason game against the Brooklyn Nets.

Here's the best of John Wall's 5 assists:

Here's Jan Vesely hacking a Nets player, he has 4 fouls at the half (0 points)

Check out this Nene steal:

Yeah, so any reason we can't watch this crap that is the NBA Preseason?

Gilbert Arenas Gives Life-Changing Advice On Instagram

Everyone's favorite gunslinger and shoe ruiner is now back on social media in the form of Instagram (or Insta as the kids call it) and it is Awesome. Agent Zero joined Instagram this weekend and if you were a fan of Gil's old blog or were riveted by his 2 day post-gun incident Twitter binge you will not be disappointed with his latest appearance online.

You won't believe what Gilbert has to offer in terms of Law-Breaking, Driver Safety, Parental Advice, Financial Responsibility, and even Dating Advice...It is hilarious/disturbing...

Examples:

Conan O'Brien Zings The Wizards In Opening Monologue

Conan O'Brien (Celtics fan) led off his Monday night monologue talking about the Jason Collins story that was all over the sports world that day.  He said the same joke that was said by just about 2 million people on Twitter earlier in the day, but since it was on Conan, we'll let you hear it again, after the jump.

Bradley Beal, Cardinals Fan, Watches His Team Beat The Nats

It is no secret that Bradley Beal (From St. Louis) is a Cardinals fan trapped in a Nationals world. He always openly cheers for his favorite team despite the fact that many of Washington Wizards fans are not big fans of the St. Louis Cardinals (this may be the reason why).

Beal spent his Monday night in the good seats behind home plate at Nats Park cheering for his favorite team as they beat the Nationals once again.  Here's his photo from the game he shared with everyone on Twitter:

Nexus Connections: G-Wiz Dances, G-Wiz Gangnam Styles

Sometimes the different DC Sports teams all come together to provide worthy (or non-worthy) fun and excitement.  Instead of just posting it a zillion times, this segment will just link you over to the main story.

You just saw G-Wiz deliver the flying clothesline to Teddy of the Nats.  Now watch as an inflatable version of the giant blue wizard thing dances to Drake, Pitbull, and of course, as all mascot bits end, to Gangnam Style.  Do we really have to keep ending our mascot bits with that?

Read the story & watch the video at Woeful Nats

G-Wiz and Slapshot Team Up To Clothesline Teddy

What happens when you get a bunch of mascots together during the President's Race at Nats Park?  How about the DC Mascot Tag Team the "Monumental Mascots", The Washington Wizards G-Wiz and the Washington Captials Slapshot, taking out one of the greatest presidents of all time.  You have to see what happened.

John Wall Throws Out First Pitch At Nats Game, Hangs With Gio Gonzalez

Once upon a time, John Wall threw one of the worst first pitches by a non-mayor of all time (see below).  On Thursday night, the point guard was given a second chance before the Washington Nationals took on the Chicago White Sox.  Wall walked over to the mound with a nervous look and...

WWE's World's Strongest Man Meats Worlds Not Strongest Team

I don't know how I missed that, but as a huge WWE fan I can't NOT post these.  It's Nene & Martell Webster with the World's Strongest Man Mark Henry.  Somebody gonna get they ass kicked.  Somebody gonna get their wig split...

John Wall Showing Us How He Shot A Reverse Layup

As you know, we are all about getting all the stats and analysis you need from the DC Sports teams.  Just kidding, here is John Wall doing some hand motion thing, talking to himself about how he should have shot he previous missed layup:

Oh Noes! Why are the Wizards On Instead Of The Caps! F The World!!!

The Wizards and the Capitals have had several conflicts this season.  In some of them the Wizards or Caps are put on CSN+ while the other team gets the regular CSN treatment.  However, every time this happens fans on Twitter flip out and start cursing the team that they don't want to watch.

Today's rage comes from Caps fans who feel like the Caps should ALWAYS be on regular CSN despite being in a similar place in the standings as the Wizards. (The Caps are 11th in the East, the Wizards are 10th in the East)...OK, so the Wizards can't make the playoffs and the Caps are only a few out, I get it.  But you probably get both stations, and the games on are not determined by record, so WHO CARES which one it is on!

I've got 2 TVs right next to each other, so I get to watch both games.  Here are some people who don't, or who don't want to.  RAGE!!!

I'd question people's fanhood since they should already have had this problem before, but even I forget the 2nd channel number sometimes when the guide tells me false things.  In fact the other night in Fairfax, CSN+ had Sportscenter on and I went crazy. Later I switched back and they finally put the Wizards game on.  So who knows what is going on.

BTW, if you don't like both the Caps & the Wizards, you are missing 82 awesome nights in a boring and cold winter.

Crazy OKC Thunder Fan Not Impressed With John Wall

Check out this Oklahoma City Thunder fan who was screaming at John Wall very audibly on the broadcast while Wall was at the free throw line.  Wall sank both foul shots and as you can see, this guy was not impressed:

Kevin Seraphin Has A Meme Problem, Requires Intervention

Nowadays all the guys in the NBA are on Instagram.  They post pictures of themselves, pictures of the gym, pictures of their shoes, pictures of the club, and everything else that nobody really cares about.

Kevin Seraphin does all that (see here).  So don't worry.  However, he also is obsessed...with terrible memes.  How do I know.  Because ever 10 seconds my Instagram feed has a new entry.  A Seraphin meme post.  And 90% of them are "Bitches Be Like" or "N***** Be Like", which is great for the kids.

Here is a time during which Seraphin posted 10 in a row:

Another John Wall Rap Song

Found this song called "Jah Ballin'" online today.  It comes to us from Money M.I.C. or MIT or both.  Another John Wall rap song.

"I'm jah ballin', and when I'm ballin', I'm not Jordan, I'm John Wall'n"

You can get the mixtape here if you so desire...

"Guacamole? We live the green life"

Other John Wall:

Dude Drops Birthday Rap for John ... LOL

"John Wall N Word"

"To ball like Wall boy you gotta do the dance"