Greg Oden's Fake Tonsils

According to Sports Illustrated, 40 year old NBA rookie Greg Oden will be undergoing knee surgury before the season starts.

I'm thinking that Oden could have possibly known about this for awhile. He didn't want to give away the fact that he was really 40 years old, so he faked a Tonsilectomy. Little Greggy got his tonsils removed. He must be 19. Maybe they even used the same tonsils from the episode of the Nanny, when Fran Drescher had her tonsils removed to trick the media.

Now when he tells the Blazers about his knee, the blow will be softened by his youthful Tonsilectomy, and less questions will be asked. But after 40 years of holding the massive weight of a giant body working in a West Virginia coal mine, his knees have gone bad. It's a shame.

The Trailblazers have to wonder which is the real Oden. Little Greggy Tonsilitus or Bad Knees McOden. All I know is that if you cut Greg Oden in half, you will see that he already has 34 more rings than Michael Jordan.