Leprechaun vs Wizard

Written By Chris C-Ford ---- Friday, November 2, 2007

In order to find out who will win tonights game, we are going to have to look for factors other than just basketball skill. We need to look at the difference between Wizards and Leprechauns.

Leprechaun: Found a magic clover and a pot of gold
Wizard: Found the whistle in Mario 3
Winner: Wizard

Leprechaun: Hung out with Jennifer Aniston, Ice-T, and Coolio
Wizard: Hung out with Paul Pfeiffer
Winner: Leprechaun

Leprechaun: Traveled to dangerous places like Space and The Hood
Wizard: Traveled to Universal Studios for a NES tournament
Winner: Wizard

Leprechaun: His enemies are horny hot chicks and their loser boyfriends
Wizard: His enemy is his father, who once beaned him in a friendly softball game.
Winner: Leprechaun

Leprechaun: Other movies include Willow, Harry Potter, & Star Wars
Wizard: Other movies include Little Monsters, Austin Powers, & The Princess Bride
Winner: Draw

Leprechaun: Doesn't have Savage in his name
Wizard: Has Savage in his name
Winner: Wizard

So as you can see, the overall winner is the Wizard. This is a sign that the Wizards will beat the Celtics tonight. Sorry Boston fans. Fred Savage rules!

Sidenote: In the movie "The Wizard" Fred Savage is not the Wizard. He is the brother or friend of the Wizard. He does not even play Mario 3. However, it is funnier thinking that Fred Savage is the Wizard. Has anyone seen this movie in the last 10 years?

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