White Out Conditions Have Been Reported

Written By Chris C-Ford ---- Thursday, April 24, 2008

EVERYONE PANIC!

ITS A WHITE OUT!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THATS NOT POSSSSIBLLLLLLLEEEEE!!!!!!

HIDE THE WOMEN & CHILDREN!!!!!!!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!

ITS TOTAL PANDIMONIUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DON'T LOOK BACK!!!!!!!!!!

DON'T TURN AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!

DON'T EVER GIVE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEVER LET GO JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TAKE YOUR MONEY OUT OF THE STOCK MARKET AND BURY IT IN THE YARD!!!!!!!

GET ALL THE BOTTLED WATER AND CANNED FOOD YOU CAN CARRY!!!!!!!!

DUCK & COVER UNDER YOUR DESKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STAY IN THE BASEMENT!!!!!!!!!!

STAND IN A DOORWAY!!!!!!

WEAR SAFETY GOGGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAKE SURE YOU ARE GROUNDED!!!!!!!!!

DON'T WHIZ ON THE ELECTRIC FENCE!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE HIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IM EXCITED ABOUT TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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