The Blatchmanian Devil

Written By Chris C-Ford ---- Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Yesterday, in Las Vegas, there was another Blatchmanian Devil sighting. This photo was taken at the Summer League game between the Washington Wizards and the Portland Trailblazers at the Alex Mack center.

The creature was seen taking the basketball and spinning around and around towards the basket, limbs flying everywhere, picking up foul after foul and travel after travel. If it was NFL Blitz, he would automatically fumble the ball.

If you see him, do not be afraid. Any slight nick, scratch, or bump, will put him on the floor, and he will begin whining. Sometimes you may even see a tear in his eye. Just give him a soft elbow to the chest and he will go from a 7 foot beast to a tiny child. This should stun him for up to 10 minutes.

This web site will keep a look out for more photos of this spin crazy creature...

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