The Gilbert Arenas Story

One day, about 2 years ago, my favorite NBA injured superstar Gilbert Arenas put a great offer on the internet. I could get an autographed shoe!

So I woke up at 4am, paid something like $25, and got a shoe in the mail.

Now I have a damn shoe at my house. What the hell am I supposed to do with it.

It may have also come with a XXXL jersey. Great, Ill hang that, nowhere. You are injured. Bah.

Thanks Gilbert!

PS: Give me the right foot shoe, so I have something I can use!