One day, about 2 years ago, my favorite NBA injured superstar Gilbert Arenas put a great offer on the internet. I could get an autographed shoe!
So I woke up at 4am, paid something like $25, and got a shoe in the mail.
Now I have a damn shoe at my house. What the hell am I supposed to do with it.
It may have also come with a XXXL jersey. Great, Ill hang that, nowhere. You are injured. Bah.
PS: Give me the right foot shoe, so I have something I can use!