Wizards Get Castrated

Did anyone really think that the Wizards were going to cut Juan Dixon? No chance. Instead they got rid of their Johnsons. DerMarr "pump fake" Johnson & Linton "I don't know his last name" Johnson were both cut. I sense the D-League is in their future.

The headline on the Wizards site is "Wizards Waive Johnsons". That reminds me of an old joke.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A guy in a trenchcoat ran up to the bench and flashed the old ladies. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady's arm was too short to reach.