Get Out The Old College ID

This Wednesday (and every Wednesday) is College Night at the Verizon Center. All you need to do is show up at the box office (or Ticketmaster according to the web site) and present your college ID, and for $10 you can watch the Wizards go to 0-6 for the first time in team history!

But Blog, I graduated from college some years ago. For some odd reason I did keep my college ID, but it is long since expired and that guy in the photo has hair! What does a guy like me do. Pay $48 for a ticket? No chance!

Don't fret my friend. My college ID doesn't even have a picture on it, and they accept it every time. You think these box office people could care less? For minimum wage, they won't give you the airport treatment.

But Blog, after college I threw my ID away because I was done with that part of my life and I wanted to keep it all behind me.

Woah buddy, see a therapist. You have 2 choices. First, you can borrow someone else's ID. While someone who looks similar to you is preferred, anyone will probably do. Second, you can make a fake ID. An ID to make you younger? Crazy! I like it! Just find some college ID online, print it out on a piece of regular paper and scotch tape it to your credit card. The box office gives you a look like you didn't even try, but still lets you in.

See you at the game!

Note: Don't blame me if these methods don't work

Great Places To Use The Old College ID

• Wizards Games
• Skiing
• Movie Theater

Bad Places To Use The Old College ID

• Strip Clubs In Atlantic City
• The Old College
• When speaking to an officer of the law