I got a lot of problems with you people...
John Wall: Make a freaking jump shot. That is the part of the game that anyone can do. People in wheelchairs, children, old men. Anyone can be a good shooter. Also, stop dancing. It is annoying. If you do the Dougie one more time...
Jordan Crawford: Pass the damn ball. Take a shot maybe when you come off a screen or when it fits into the flow of the offense. Stop firing up shots 1 second into the shot clock.
Nick Young: I don't even know what to say about you. You hold out for more money and nobody wants to pay you. Now you are way behind. Stop smiling and saying my bad after every play. Maybe be consistent. After you score 30 points one night, score 30 the next instead of 3.
JaVale Mcgee: Stop doing everything you are doing. Stop shooting hook shots, you are not Kareem. Every shot you take should be from 0 feet away. Also, think before you jump. Don't just constantly jump towards the rim or the ball.
Rashard Lewis: What happened. You are the 2nd highest paid player in the NBA? Do you even care anymore?
Wizards Front Office: Stop drafting players that never did anything. Vesely, Pecherov, Veermenko, etc. Stop passing up on players like Steph Curry, Kemba Walker, and Jimmer who have shown that they are at least competitors. Don't draft assuming John Wall is Michael Jordan, he probably won't be.
Flip Saunders: Stop reading books about motivation and trying to get your players to read them. Stop coming up with slogans, giving out hard hats, and getting players ipads with playbooks. Coach basketball. Bench Andray Blatche when he acts like an ass. I dunno what you are doing.
Steve Buckhantz: Stop saying that someone on the team hasn't missed a free throw. They ALWAYS miss the next free throw! That is all...
In Arena Announcer: Stop saying Yezzir. Please. It is old and tired. It was cool like 5 years ago.
G-Man: Why are ur assistant dunkers higher flying than you?
Feats Of Strength
Let's let Ronny Turiaf put JaVale McGee in his place
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