10 Better Things To Do With Half A Million Dollars

1. 10,000,000 pieces of Bazooka Gum
2. 500,000 Chuck Brown Lotto Tickets
3. 500,000 Items At The Dollar Store
4. 100,000 Copies Of Gigli On Ebay
5. 20,000 Gilbert Arenas Collector's Packages
6. 1,000 Playstation 3 Systems
7. 1 Barry Bonds Cheater Home Run Ball (w/ leftover cash)
8. 1 Mercedes Benz McLaren
9. Pay Sammy Sosa's Contract
10. Buy 500,000 pixels of advertising space on this site, saying you won't ever cheat again.