We all know that you have WOTSTW bookmarked, favorited, etc. That is a given. But what else do you have in your links menu. Lets see. Porn. Porn. Porn. Stock Tips. Porn. Porn. I notice a recurring theme here. Go into your favorites menu (call the help desk if you can't figure it out) and delete all that filth. Replace it with something good. Something that you need to check on every day. Something safe for the home or office. Something that every DMV (DC, MD, VA) resident shouldn't be without.
Oh look! It's Scott Van Pelt Style. That will make a great addition/improvement to your favorites. Bookmark it now. Add it to your links toolbar or whatever spyware toolbar is secretly installed on your computer.
What's that? You don't know what Scott Van Pelt Style is about? I'll tell you what its about. It's about Sports, The Baltimore-Washington way! Its about heart, determination, and overcoming adversity. It's about...wait. I don't want to give too much of the plot away. Just head over there now and get ready to hit CTRL D. That's it. Click the link. You're doing great! You won't be sorry! Insert Saying Here!
See, that wasn't so bad was it...