Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Because he heard the ref was blowing fouls.
As two NBA basketball referees walked through the countryside, they noticed some tracks. First said, 'Deer tracks?' Second said 'No, bear tracks.' However, the conversation ended abruptly when a train hit them.
A Referee went to heaven. On arriving at the Pearly Gates, St Peter asked him if he had done anything wrong in his life. He replied that he was Refereeing an NBA game and with just a few minutes to go, and with one team winning by 1, he called a foul. 'But', he said, 'it wasn't really a foul'. St Peter said to him, 'when was this?'. The Referee looked down at his watch and said 'about 35 seconds ago'.
A Referee had accidentally collided with a player, fallen and injured his knee. On his way back from the surgery , he ran into one of the players from the game. "You all right ref? You don't look so good. Bad news from the doc?" "Yes it is. He says I can't Referee." "Oh. Seen you in action has he . . .?"