His Chest Bone's Connected To His...Lip Bone?

Written By Chris C-Ford ---- Thursday, May 1, 2008

I haven't quite figured out Lebron James and his body. All I know about anatomy is what I learned from this childhood song.

The foot bone's connected to the leg bone,The leg bone's connected to the knee bone,The knee bone's connected to the thigh bone, The thigh bone's connected to the back bone, The back bone's connected to the neck bone, The neck bone's connected to the head bone, oh hear the word of the Lord...

Now after watching several games of this series, I realize that Lebron must be built differently from you and I. I'd like to see his X-Ray.

His chest bone's connected to his lip bone. His lip bone's connected to his throat bone. His throat bone's connected to his shoulder bone, his shoulder bone's connected to his stomach bone, His stomach bone's connected to his groin bone, oh hear the word of Lebron...

I had no idea that getting hit in one part of the body could affect another part of the body. I didn't even know that most of those places don't even have bones. Maybe he is an alien...

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