Pro-Verb Wizards Game 6 Anthem

Check out the latest song by Pro-Verb. Getting ready for game 6 Wizards vs Cleveland Cavaliers. You can download it from his Myspace page.

Bring it back to DC, Bring it back to 3-3...We know its Lebron but we don't care...

They thought we wasn't gonna react, they talk trash guess what, we got a Butler for that...

Let's Get It On!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pro-Verb Wizards PSA Song

Check out the Pro-Verb song for game 4 Wizards vs Cleveland Cavaliers and Lil' Lebron. Public Service Announcement. Coming back at Jay Z. You can download it from Myspace.

The Washington Post couldn't write a better story...This ain't the city to walk on...You can't go on my city, I don't care who you are...

I'm a Wizard with the flow, He's a Wizard on the flo'...

HOV need to stay in his lane!

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Jay Z Blow The Whistle DeShawn Diss

This is the Jay Z song Blow The Whistle for game 4 Wizards vs Cleveland Cavaliers. This track is aimed at DeShawn Stevenson. I don't think you can download it from this site.

Hey ... uh

Axe My ... uh

Lets see what can I quote...

So big we ain't gotta respond (isn't this a response)

Spend a night out of spite with the chick you been dating...

Sinatra, James Dean, John Lennon, Jimmy Hendrix, and... Jay Z? hahhahahahhaha

Blow the whistle (tweet tweet tweet) TRAVELING!

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His Chest Bone's Connected To His...Lip Bone?

I haven't quite figured out Lebron James and his body. All I know about anatomy is what I learned from this childhood song.

The foot bone's connected to the leg bone,The leg bone's connected to the knee bone,The knee bone's connected to the thigh bone, The thigh bone's connected to the back bone, The back bone's connected to the neck bone, The neck bone's connected to the head bone, oh hear the word of the Lord...

Now after watching several games of this series, I realize that Lebron must be built differently from you and I. I'd like to see his X-Ray.

His chest bone's connected to his lip bone. His lip bone's connected to his throat bone. His throat bone's connected to his shoulder bone, his shoulder bone's connected to his stomach bone, His stomach bone's connected to his groin bone, oh hear the word of Lebron...

I had no idea that getting hit in one part of the body could affect another part of the body. I didn't even know that most of those places don't even have bones. Maybe he is an alien...

The Eddie Jordan Offense

I discovered a document labeled WIZARDS OFFENSIVE PLAYBOOK. Uh my scanner broke, yeah that's the ticket, so I just typed it out...

• Have 2 guys bring the ball up the court. Have them make at least 3 passes before crossing the timeline. Make sure at least one of these passes is either close to a back court violation, or just an overall sloppy pass.
  
• Run a 3 man weave type drill, looking for some back door cuts and kill most of the shot clock. It worked in High school and for a non-powerhouse basketball college (Princeton). Im sure the Wizards are as smart as Princeton players.
  
• Call a play for a specific player. If that player is not open, hold the ball until he gets open. Only look at that player, do not even think about passing it to someone else. After holding the ball for 10 seconds, just force the pass. After all, we have to run the play.
  
• If the other team is on a run, dribble the ball up court and fire up a 3 pointer. Its the only way to come back.
  
• If there are over 24 seconds left in the quarter, we will NOT go for a 2 for 1 situation. Give the ball to a player at the top of the key, have him wait until the shot clock gets to 4, and try to make something happen in the isolation. Do NOT run any kind of real play. This will leave the other team only 5 or more seconds left to score. That's impossible in the NBA...(if that is the best way to score in clutch, why not just do that every time...)
  
• If you are on a fast break, do not make a normal bounce pass. Use one hand and look the opposite direction. Try to get it through as many defenders as possible.
  
• Big men, you are just tall guards. Shoot reverse layups, bring the ball down court on the fast break, try to make some nice one on one street ball moves.
  
• IMPORTANT: If you get a steal, you must make something happen. Do NOT slow down the ball no matter what. When in doubt, just throw the ball as hard as you can towards the other basket.

Great Call Ref You Suck!

Here are some thoughts from the Upper Deck. I don't know about you, but this is how I feel. If you are a Cavs fan just flip it.

Ref calls a foul on the Wizards: "Let them play ref! This Isn't The WNBA!"
Ref calls a foul on the Cavs: "Great Call Ref, He's been doing it all night!"

Ref misses a call on the Wizards: "Good No-Call Ref"
Ref misses a call on the Cavs: "You suck ref! He can't do that! I'll eat your children!"

Haywood puts Lebron on the floor: "He barely touched him!"
Lebron puts Haywood on the floor: "Throw him out of the game! He's a dirty player!"

Blatch fouls Wallace on the layup: "Clean block Ref!"
Wallace fouls Blatch on the layup: "Flagrant! Get that guy out of there!"

Butler drives to the basket: "Foul...Foul... FOUL!!!!!!!"
West drives to the basket: "Travel...Travel...TRAVEL!!!!!!!"

Daniels guarded tight by Gibson: "Handcheck!"
Gibson guarded tight by Daniels: "Push Off!"

Jamison misses a jumper: "Foul!"
Varejo misses a jumper: "No Foul!"

Arenas clearly hits a shot before the buzzer: "Dagger!"
Lebron clearly hits a shot before the buzzer: "NO BASKET!"

Haywood & Jones are tied up for 3 seconds: "Jump Ball!"
Ilgauskus & Mason are tied up for 3 seconds: "Time Out!"

Stevenson steps on the baseline: "What are you blind!"
Wally steps on the baseline: "Great vision ref!"

Jamison argues with the ref: "Let him vent ref!"
Wallace argues with the ref: "T Him Up!!!!"

Butler gets bowled over: "CHARGE!"
West gets bowled over: "BLOCK!"

Arenas gets a block call under the basket: "He was outside the circle!"
Lebron gets a charge call under the basket: "He was inside the circle!"

Any foul on the Wiz: "He didn't touch him!"
Any foul on the Cavs: "He murdered him!"

The Lebron James Triple Jump...Or is it Quadruple?

A Hop, Skip, And A Jump...oh yeah and a Leap...

Note: I wondered why I always put my shoes on the wrong feet. I guess because my feet are on backwards. Nice catch by commenter.

Lebron dribbles the ball towards the basket from half court. He picks up his dribble and Hops to the top of the key. He holds his foot there for 2 seconds, plenty of time to see if anyone is open. He looks left. He looks right. He waits for the foul call but knows he only gets the call on the first step about 10% of the time. This also gives him time to change directions.

He then Skips closer to the basket, in the opposite direction. This makes it hard to take a charge or get in front of him. He then takes another 2 seconds to decide what to do, and waits for the foul call. Worry isn't setting in, but Lebron knows at this stage its a 40% foul rate.

Next, he Jumps the opposite direction again into the paint. At this time he starts to panic. 3 steps and there hasn't been a foul call yet. At this point its 80% foul rate. They may not call a foul this time. What Is he paying the refs for anyway! He doesn't forget to take his final 2 second pause.

He now takes his final Leap and decides in midair whether to shoot or pass. At this point in his routine, if the whistle hasn't blown, some ref is not getting their bonus from David Stern. The foul rate is 99%! But even in that 1% chance a foul isn't called, Lebron has given the Cavs a good attempt at 2 points.

By the time he finishes up the leap stage, he has covered 45 feet (1st down!), killed 8 seconds on the shot clock, taken 0 dribbles, fouled 1 player, & travelled 2 times, but finished with 2 pts, 1 assist, or 1 foul.