Enter lady from the Washington Post, selling papers outside of the machine! I'm saved. I noticed that it was the paper from when Obama won! I didn't do that puzzle yet. She appears to have change! Why is she changing out $20 bills for a paper that costs 50 cents?
Because she is selling the paper for $5 a piece. And they are selling like freaking hot cakes. It is the "commemorative" issue. Ug newspapers are struggling.
Note: If you buy a reprint of Spiderman #1 comic, it is worthless.
Note: You just bought a reprint of the newspaper.
The embarrassing part was when I went over there expecting to pay between 35 cents and 50 cents for a paper to remove the style section and throw in the trash. Boy did I look like an ass. "Uh It's $5" I became furious that I could not get this paper and do a puzzle.
Note: If everyone has something, it's value goes down!
Irregardless, I immediately phoned my mother and told her to take the Obama paper out of the trash and save it for me. If I can make $5, I'll be happy. It may not be the commemorative issue, but judging from the # of people buying it, my regular non-commemorative paper will be worth more. And it will actually be the real paper, not a duplicate remake. SUCKERS!
But $5 isn't a lot. So now I wait. And hope. For change. Yes We Can!
That change is a female president. Do I care about breaking the barriers? Not at all. I just want to wake up at 4am and purchase 500 copies of the paper. Then sell these papers for $5 each, subsequently becoming a millionaire.
This plan does have one flaw. In order for it to work a woman has to be elected president. This could never happen. Or when it does happen, at least 50 years from now, newspapers will no longer exist. BAH!
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irregardless is not a word
Irregardless is the greatest word ever. Mostly because it isn't a word, but toatally sounds awesome. Its pure comedy.
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