Wizards Pitching The Company Line

So far this offseason has been pretty boring. One big move but not much more after that. Listening to the summer interviews I tend to hear the same things from every player. Everyone is pitching the company line. I like to take a shot every time I hear someone in the organization mention any of the following things in an interview.

• Randy Foye can play multiple positions
• Mike Miller can play multiple positions
• We're healthy
• Gilbert Arenas was injured last year
• Brendan Haywood was injured last year
• DeShawn Stevenson was injured last year
• Caron, Gilbert, & Antawn are all stars
• Gilbert, Brendan, & DeShawn will be back
• Gilbert has lost weight
• Gilbert is training with Tim Grover
• Young Core is improved
• If you remember we were in first place in the East
• We made a Good Trade
• Nobody in the draft would make an immediate impact
• May make some move but happy with our current roster
• If we can stay healthy, we are a playoff caliber team

Feel free to comment with more things I'm missing