I Would Name Her Rock & Roll: Wizards & Sixers

Written By Chris C-Ford ---- Friday, January 13, 2012


The Roots Edition


Washington Wizards @ Philadelphia 76ers

Friday, January 13th (7pm) CSN

Philadelphia 76ers @ Washington Wizards

Saturday, January 14th (7pm) CSN


Break you off...

This weekend is a Wizards & Sixers home & home starting on Friday night in Philly.  There is also a game on Saturday, but it kind of conflicts with #TebowTime and #WizardsTime is much less intriguing.  I'm sure Verizon will be more crowded than last Tuesday, but not by much.

What they do...

...is lose basketball games...If you are talking about the Wizards.

...is win basketball games...If you are talking about the Sixers.

I shall...proceed...

The Wizards are 1-9 and are the worst team in the NBA.  They have played 2 decent games this season, but other than those outliers, they have been playing terribly.  On the other end you have Michael Jordan Phil Collins coaching the Sixers who currently have a surprising 7-3 record and will continue to rock the mic.


Last game the Wizards scored 64 points.  No I didn't leave off "in the first 3 quarters".  That was 64 points in the game.  An entire NBA basketball game.  I was kind of wishing for the lockout to come back.

If you were worried 'bout where I been or who I saw or what club I went to with my homies, baby don't worry you know that I'm on the Wizards, and nobody cares.


Andray Blatche is going to miss the game and that is a dagger to the team.  Sure he "sucks" but he shakes up the game a bit when he comes in at center.  It is bad when he plays major minutes, but it is also bad when he is out.  

Illadelphia Halflife

The Sixers are a pretty decent team.  Sweet Lou Williams is leading the team in scoring and while Andre Iguodala is in somewhat of a slump he could still break out against the Wiz.  Jrue Holiday > John Wall, at least for now.  Last year 2 Wizards wins came against the Sixers in OT, so this game could potentially be a close one.  We'll see who shows up.

Also Jimmy Fallon sucks...



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