Tippin' On Four Fours: Rockets @ Wizards

Written By Chris C-Ford ---- Sunday, January 15, 2012


Chamillionaire, Paul Wall, Lil' Flip, Mike Jones


Houston Rockets @ Washington Wizards

Monday, January 16th (2pm) CSN


Sittin Sidewayz...Boys in a daze...

The Wizards are 1-11.  They are probably going to end up the worst team in the league by the end of the season.  This past weekend the 76ers crushed the Wizards twice in two days and basically embarrassed the Wizards.  Is anyone gonna watch this game.  I may not.  Instead as John's brother Paul says, I'm gonna bang me some Maze...well maybe not, that music is as boring as the Zards.

They see me rollin', they hatin'...

Yeah I'm hating on the Rockets.  Who do they even have on their roster?  Yao Ming is gone.  Tracy McGrady is gone.  Aaron Brooks is trapped in China.  So who exactly is on the team?  Kyle Lowery & Kevin Martin.  Are those NBA players or two guys that work in cubicles at the office?  I think the Wiz have a shot.  Plus JaVale McGee is ridin' dirty after a 23 point, 18 rebound, 5 block night.

Lil' Flip Saunders...Game Over

Flip Saunders continues to be employed.  Flip.  It took him about 5 games before he finally changed up the lineup and he continues to let the players do whatever they want.  Flip.  Jog down the court.  Flip.  Don't get back on D.  Flip.  Jack up a terrible three.  Flip.  This guy needs to go.  Game Over.

Back then hoez didn't want me, now I'm hot hoez all on me crap I'm still not hot

The Wizards are bad.  Who?  Mike Jones?  No...The Wizards...The fans don't even want the Wizards.  With Yao Ming gone, and a non-big named Rockets roster, combined with the fact that this game is at 2pm on a Monday, there may be 500 fans at the arena.  I may go just to be part of history for the lowest attended NBA game in history.



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