Wizards Forever

Written By Chris C-Ford ---- Monday, August 20, 2007

Bullets Forever has figured out the top 20 Wizards players of all time and is currently doing a segment on each player. I have decided to completely steal this idea and come up with a top 20 list on my own.

And now, The Top 20 Wizards of All Time

20. Calendar Wizard: Helps me to print out calendars in Microsoft Word!!!!!

19. Rincewind: Nerds out there?

18. The Wizard Of Menlo Park: Thomas Edison

17. The Wizard Of Odds: Bloggers!!!!!!!!!!!

16. Harry Potter: The lamest Wizard, but he earns points for being in a episode of Extras.

15. The Wizard Of Earthsea: This was required reading at some point in school and I actually read it! Well some of it at least.

14. Jaarko Ruutu: Loves to watch men ball each other. Wizznutzz

13. Wizard From Gauntlet: Red Wizard shot the Food...

12. The Wizard Of Id: While nothing will ever touch the Far Side, I have found myself glancing at this strip when I have time.

11. Wwwyzzerdd.com: From Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Beware of Pop-Ups)

10. The Wizard (Or Willard, Pocket Organizer): Anything that inspires a Seinfeld episode is OK with me.

09. Pinball Wizard: Who? He's a pinball wizard...There's got to be a twist...A pinball wizard...He's got such a supple wrist...

08. Mr Wizard (RIP): Hmmmm Hmmmm A HA!!!!!

07. Ozzie Smith: Before he was lost at the Springfield Mystery Spot.

06. Gandalf (Lord of Rings): This is the Wizard that looks the way a Wizard should look.

05. Fred Savage: Somehow figured out the secret for the Mario 3 flute his first time playing the game. Amazing.

04. The Wizard Of OZ: Not only is he in a great movie, but its semi-cool when adding Pink Floyd. He also inspired the name of this blog!

03. Mickey Mouse (Fantasia): Makes several dumb mistakes but gets bailed out by a better Wizard (much like the Brendan Haywood) (Yeah he was a sorcerer's apprentice...but that's kinda a wizard)

02. Merlin: The original Wizard

01. Gilbert Arenas: Greatest Wizard EVER!

This is the list...and a great list it is...a little bit different than Bullets Forever.

2 comments:

JakeTheSnake said...

Nobody beats me, because I'm the Wiz!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4NCkJkR8lk

The White President said...

Isn't Walt Williams nicknamed the Wizard? Who cares he shouldn't be on here anyways.