Free Beer & Pizza?

This may be something better to do before the game tonight

Onion Newspaper Happy Hour
At the WOOLY MAMMOTH
(641 D St. NW, DC)

FREE BEER
FREE PIZZA

6pm-8pm

Also the guy from Mervis Diamonds commercials will be there.

Email your name to dcpromo@theonion.com and under subject write “Oct. Onion Beer Party”

Again they are promising free beer & pizza. I'm suspicious...It is also WHILE SUPPLIES LAST

Its not far from Verizon...