Blow The Whistle: Welcome Kris Humphries To DC

Brooklyn Nets @ Washington Wizards (7pm)

On Monday night the Wizards will welcome the most hated player in the NBA Kris Humphries (and not Kim Kardashain :( :( :( )and the New Jersey nets to Verizon for the opening game for both teams in this 66 game shortened season.

The Nets are filled with lots of good stories.  The Kris Humphries / Kim Kardashian debocle, the owner who is running for President of Russia, and Jay-Z "moving the Nets to BK" for 2012.

"The Nets could go 0-82 and I look at you like this shit gravy" -- Jay-Z (Part Owner of the Nets)

That Shit Cray...The Nets, while they won't go 0-82, will not be a great team.

Also Deshawn (Blow the whistle) Stevenson is now on the Nets playing for an owner that made a dis track about him sucking.  Can't make that shit up.

"Hatin, that's only 'gon make him spend the night out of spite with the chick you've been datin" --Jay Z (on what Bron Bron would do to DeShawn)

It will be interesting to see how many people show up to Verizon to "boo" Humphries.  I mean the NBA was trending like crazy in DC on Christmas Day, but that was the NBA, and not the Wizards.

The Nets will be without Brook Lopez...6th pick in the draft Kemba Walker - Jimmer Ferdette - Jan Vesely may also be out...

"I don't even know y'all name...I'm too big for ya, the rap Lebron James" --Jay Z (on DeShawn)