NBA Player Tornado

In case you are like me, and you have no idea what is going on in this crazy free agency period, here are a few things that have happened so far:

• Ronny Turiaf is on the Wizards
• Lamar Odom is on the Mavericks
• David West is on the Pacers
• Tyson Chandler is on the Knicks along with one of the greatest Wizards of all time Mike Bibby
• Mike Dunleavy is on the Bucks
• TJ Ford is on the Spurs
• Former ROY Brandon Roy retired
• Gilbert Arenas is AVAILABLE!
• Chauncey Billups was waived and refuses to play basketball this season (maybe)
• Wilson Chandler, J.R. Smith, and Aaron Brooks's backwards passes are still stuck in China
• Sebastian Telfair traveled through the fire and is now on the Suns with a re-signed Grant Hill
• Lots of NBA players "lost a lot of weight", "look thinner", "slimmed down", "in the best shape of their lives" AKA still fat