Far From Fabolous: Knicks @ Wizards

Fabolous Edition
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New York Knicks @ Washington Wizards

Friday, Jan 6th (7:00pm CSN)

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Fabolous aka Mase 2 is the perfect artist for this game. Not only is he from NY (although it is gonna be Nets territory) he also spelled his name wrong. Fabolous is not a word. The Wizards are the type of team who would make a huge decision like spelling their name wrong (or changing it to something sci-fi geeks like) so this is a perfect matchup.

Holla Back Wizards...woo woooo...actually don't I don't wanna talk to you...

The Wizards are terrible.  The only thing that keeps me around is listening to old songs when I write these game previews.  What more can I say about the Wizards.  They are a bunch of players with athletic ability but not much basketball talent or IQ.  They don't listen to coaches, they do what they want, they play video games all day & night, they don't practice hard, yada yada yada.  I'm sick.  These guys are more concerned with the diamonds in their damn chain...

You can't deny it, the Wiz AREN'T fuckin' ridas, they aren't even fuckin' basketball players...and yes you do wanna F with them if you are an opposing team...

At times JaVale McGee, Andray Blatche, Nick Young, and John Wall show flashes of greatness.  They never use the talent to carry the team, they use it to fill up a stat sheet.  They also never do it at the same time, and never do it on a consistant level.  But whenever one is having a good night the others are struggling, and either way no defense is ever being played when Booker & Singleton aren't on the floor.

One and then the Two, Two and then the Three, Three and then the Four, then you gotta Breathe...then the lead is Five, Five and then the Six, Six and then the Seven, then you gotta Leave...

The Knicks are coming in with some national attention because of their 2-4 record.  While only people in New York actually thought the Knicks would be good, the "media" apparantly felt the same way despite claiming to not feel that way.  Anyways the Wizards are a perfect opponent for them to get back on the right track.  The track of finishing the 8th seed.

Wiz you be killin' em...if em is basketball fundamentals...

The Wizards aren't a movement all by themselves.  They def aren't a force when their together.  They aren't all good by themselves.  So baby girl...what makes them better?  Wiz will score 82, Knicks by 20, just throw it in the bag...This night after night of losing isn't going to be good for John Wall, who has the ability to leave DC after his rookie contract is up...baby don't go! 

I feel like a moron.  I don't really like what you've done for me, I can't really explain it, I'm so into you...Despite what you clowns do on the court, I can't let you go...

Skill, I'd trade it all, money, cars and everything...

All, even give up my street dream...

All, anything to have you on my team

All, baby girl, I'd trade it all

If the Wizards could pick up a win tonight that would be Fabolous...

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