Sometimes I Get A BAD Feeling: Wizards @ Magic

Written By Chris C-Ford ---- Tuesday, January 3, 2012

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Flo Rida Edition
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Washington Wizards @ Orlando Magic
Wednesday, Jan 4th (7:00pm CSN)
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Oh hot damn...this is my jam...

The Wizards are coming off of their best performance of the season including good games from JaVale McGee and Andray Blatche.  However John Wall has been playing too fast and the Wizards can't make a decent percentage of shots, especially at the shooting guard position.  They make me throw my hands in the ayer, ay, ayer, ayer, ay, ayer.

The Zards are low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low...

Despite the good play, the Washington Wizards are now the only team without a win in the NBA and playing against Dwight Howard and the Orlando Magic isn't going to help much.  Maybe if the Magic come out in apple bottom jeans the Wiz can pick up a W.

Wall spins them right round baby, right round...

In order to pick up a victory Wall needs to SLOW DOWN.  He seemed exhausted at the end of last game and he often outruns his teammates down the floor (partly because they are jogging).  Sometimes he expends all his energy to get to the basket and he misses the layup.  When he goes down, he goes down down.

I'm blue and I'm in need of a high...

These are trying times for Wizards fans.  We need a win.  Our team is called the Wizards.  That is a joke enough.  But to be the only winless team.  Double joke.  I'd rather you call me Sugar than a Wizards fan sometimes.

The fans can't even handle us right now...

These are trying times for Wizards fans.  We need a win.  Our team is called the Wizards.  That is a joke enough.  But to be the only winless team.  Double joke.  I'm guessing that losing the lottery will be the grand finale like Super Bowl.

Oooh Ooooh Sometimes I get a good feeling, yeah...

Those times are not on Wednesday night against the Magic.  Instead I get a feeling that I never never never never had before...an 0-66 feeling.

--Holy Shit Flo Rida has a lot of hits--
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