Shirts vs Blouses: T-Wolves @ Wizards

Prince Edition

Minnesota T-Wolves @ Washington Wizards

Sunday, Jan 8th (1:00pm CSN)

Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka...

Back in 2006, Prince rented out the house of NBA player Carlos Boozer.  Of course since it was Prince he did not move in and unpack boxes.  Instead, he painted the house with purple stripes and added purple rugs wherever he could.  The story.  

The guy that was lookin like a bitch was gettin most of the women...

If Chris Singleton isn't starting in this game, then the NBA should throw the Wizards out of the league.  The Wizards have a problem.  The team does whatever they want with no consequences.  They have guys like Trevor Booker & Chris Singleton playing basketball while the rest of the team plays street ball.  Now those 2 guys def have flaws, but they deserve to be on the floor.  McGee, Wall, Singleton, Booker, Blatche.  Screw both shooting guards.

It looked like something a figure skater would wear...

They never wanted to cause me any sorrow...they never wanted to cause me any pain...they only wanted to see me cheering...they only wanted to see me cheering in the purple seats...Why are the seats purple by the way?  I feel like this is the first real chance the Wiz have to pick up a win.  They played hard against the Knicks and if they repeat that level they will win.

When wolves cry...

Minnesota has 2 wins.  That is 2 more than the Wiz, the egg mcmuffin of the NBA.  They may be the second worst team in the league, but probably not.  Kevin Love is the man.  Kevin Love would die 4 u.  Ricky Rubio will also be in action, a guy the Wiz passed up a few years back in exchange for Mike Miller & Randy Foye, the Raspberry Berets.  I'd trade rosters with them in 1 second.

They was kinda settin' these fruity picks...

Let's go crazy...

The Wizards can win this game.  JaVale McGee who gets all of his rebounds based on height and 0 rebounds based on boxing out or hustle will have his hands full with the tougher and hungrier Kevin Love.  John Wall may ( but shouldn't ) have his hands full with Ricky Rubio making crazy passes to open 3 point shooters.  The Wiz also have to watch out for Michael Weedsly and the 2nd worst 1st round pick in NBA history Darko Milicic (behind K Brown)  Jordan Crawford should play 0 minutes, but won't...

Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1978...