Bird On A McGuire

In honor of Dominic McGuire being signed the other day, I have some cool McGuire quotes.

"Once and for all, I did not use steroids or any other illegal substance"
Mark McGwire (Cheater)

"If it's over, let it go and come tomorrow it will seem so yesterday, so yesterday...I'm just a bird that's already flown away"
Lizzy McGuire (Hilary Duff)

“I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.”
Al McGuire (Marquette Coach / NCAA Announcer)

“If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili should be good.”
More Al McGuire

"I think it's an honor to sit next to a Hall of Famer"
Paul Maguire (Unfunny Side Talking Announcer)
"Umm, I wish I could say the same"- Response from Bob Griese
--From Awful Announcing--

“I am very excited and feel very fortunate to be joining the Wizards organization...I am looking forward to doing my best to help this team accomplish their goals of getting further in the playoffs and winning a championship.”
Robot Dominic McGuire (Future NBA All Star)
--From WashingtonWizardsBlog--