I'm Sleepy

According to the Washington Post, DeShawn Stevenson claims that while loud gunshots & screams echoed through the night, he was fast asleep. He must have been pretty tired. I guess it is a pretty good excuse. It has worked before.

(old news, but relevant) From CNEWS

In an unusual case in a Scarborough, Ontario, courtroom, Jan Luedecke was acquitted of sexual assault after a judge ruled he was asleep during the attack -- a disorder known as "sexsomnia."

This guy sexually assaulted a girl and claimed he was sleep assaulting and it worked. He also said it had happened to him 4 times before. Perhaps DeShawn should have tried his excuse before.

He only suspected he had had sex after using the bathroom and discovering he was still wearing a condom, court heard. He confessed to police.

Maybe DeShawn has "shootsomnia" Anyways, yesterday there were several items stolen. Some of them are now at my house. If anyone asks, I was sleeping when I stole them.

Also, No one fired shots back at the guy, but somehow he has a bullet in his leg. Either he is a terrible shot, or its a lie. "Harry! You're alive...and you're a horrible shot"