Showing posts with label Transactions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Transactions. Show all posts

Wizards Sign ... A Guy

Written By Chris C-Ford ---- Tuesday, July 24, 2012

According to sources the Washington Wizards have signed a guy.  This free agent guy has played in the NBA for 3 seasons and his scoring and production have decreased each season.

Sketch Of The Guy
The Wizards are hoping this guy will provide them with some depth and veteran leadership at the point guard position.  Shelvin Mack better watch out because this guy averaged 0.3 more points per game and the same amount of assists, 2 per game.

This is probably one of the greatest signings in the history of the Washington Wizards/Bullets.  I mean, this guy, he is a heck of a guy.

Still doing research to find out his name...

Can't you tell how important this signing is from my excitement?

Goodbye Rashard, Hello Ernie

Written By Chris C-Ford ---- Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Well, Ernie Grunfeld had a heck of a run as an awful GM.  But I don't know what hit him in the head towards the end of the season that has caused him to start making decent basketball moves.  (Notice I said "decent" and not "tough" or "good")  It was announced that the Wizards traded Rashard Lewis to the Hornets for Emeka Okafor & Trevor Ariza.

Now don't get me wrong, this isn't the greatest move in the history of sports.  But it does get a guy who is WAY past his prime in Rashard Lewis out of town.  And most importantly, it sets up the move to amnesty Andray Blatche (Don't f**k around Ted) and get him far away from DC.  Win-Win!  Oh I guess they got some players too.

All that for a guy I wanted the team to just amnesty or cut outright!  I honestly have no idea who in their right mind would want Rashard Lewis.

Ernie started the housework by clearing out Nick Young & JaVale McGee towards the end of last season.  He even got a decent piece in Nene in the deal.  Although if he got a bag of peanuts for those 2 guys I'd still love the trade.  (But only if they were Planters sillies)  Rashard was next, and all that remains is 7 Day Dray...

So today you can call me Art Vandalay.  I am going to quit the importing and focus on the exporting.  Tommorow I'll get the line right and talk about Okafor & Ariza.